ELECTRIC SORCERY
''BELIEVE IN OWN BEST FRIEND''
2011
45:58
1. Suite: Yehsu Beelzebobs [Explicit]/8:07
2. Nauxluv [Explicit]/2:35
3. The Ballad of Bobby/2:17
4. Own Best Friend Today [Explicit]/4:08
5. Bobby's Lament [Explicit]/1:35
6. Tatisef/Hatihafren/3:59
7. A Party of Friends/6:49
8. R. Time/3:22
9. War On Friends/10:43
10. Forever After/6:29
Kyle Daniel/Rhythm Guitar, Lead Guitar, Lead Vocals
Pearce Harrison/Drums
Quincey Meeks/Slide Guitar, Lead Guitar, Harp, Backing Vocals
Adam Botner/Organ, Piano, Backing Vocals
Marc William/Bass, Backing Vocals
ALBUM NOTES
By CDBaby
WARNING:
This album is not recommended for anyone who lacks a somewhat twisted and slightly naughty sense of humor, neither is it recommended for children (unless of course you want your child to sing out dirty words in the grocery store and ask you embarrassing questions about adult apparatuses). It is also not recommended for the elderly as it may cause them to lose all hope for the future of mankind (unless of course they have cable TV in which case they already have).
To quote this piece’s main inspiration, Frank Zappa: "It's f***ing great to be alive, ladies and gentlemen, and if you do not believe it is f***ing great to be alive, you better go now, because this show will bring you down so much."
...Enjoy!
The Story of Believe in Own Best Friend
Story By Derek Campbell
Inspired by the hilarious banter of Micah Carbonneau
Yehsu Beelzebobs was a real bad man. After blowing his bailout bonus money on cigars and whores and pork he set his greedy, grubby sights on Bedsy Nauxluv , the very beautiful, seventeen year old daughter of his business partner, Big Billy Nauxluv. Bedsy was a flaxen haired cheerleader with a bright future until she was seduced by the insidious Yehsu. When Big Billy discovered that Yehsu had impregnated his sweet, tender Bedsy he loses all control and strangles Yehsu to death. Unable to find a better solution to the problem of dead body disposal Billy decides to make a stew of Yehsu and eat the remains. In the process he discovers that he has developed a taste for human flesh. He also realizes that his young Bedsy had witnessed the whole affair. He decides that the only answer is to make a stew of Bedsy too. She escapes her cannibal father and runs far away. She gives birth to Bobby the son of Yehsu. Bedsy finds it tedious to look after Bobby and would rather spend her time chasing after Senator Stopholise who is happy to use Bedsy for sex but would never consider leaving his wife and family for the likes of her. Bobby grows and is unpopular. He finds it hard to make friends and fit in. One day he sees an ad for the Own Best Friend Enhanced Male Robotic Pleasure Seeking Cyber Penis. A device that has been proven to give a man the confidence he needs to win friends and influence people. With this new accoutrement Bobby finds the confidence to ask out the hottest girl at his school, the naughty Mary Brown. Mary agrees to go on a date with Bobby in spite of his awkward nervous appearance. They eat at a local pizza joint then move it out to the dirty mattress in the back alley where things get hot and heavy pretty quickly. Mary soon discovers Bobby’s Own Best Friend and ridicules him for using such a thing. Bobby runs home humiliated and slips into a deep depression. Bobby’s mother Bedsy sees an ad on TV for a powerful new drug combination that can that can lift your depression and set you on a path to finding new friends. Tatisef/Hatihafren. She puts Bobby on the new medicine and he soon begins to feel much better and starts making friends. Bobby makes one friend after another until he has thousands and thousands of friends. Bobby throws a huge party for all of his friends and realizes that he has become the world’s most popular person. He sees Mary Brown and figures there’s no way she can reject him now that he is famous so he asks her out again. Mary quickly shatters Bobby’s illusions by laughing in his face and mocking him further. He realizes that his many new friends were all a hallucination brought on by the Tatisef/Hatihafren. Humiliated and enraged Bobby charges through the streets beckoning all who have no friends to join him in forming an Army of No Friends for the purpose of wiping that smug smile of those friends’ faces for good. Bobby forms his army and starts a War On Friends that rages on until every living person on the planet is destroyed. All but Bobby perish in the war and Bobby is now truly alone with no hope of ever having a friend. He wanders the earth aimlessly until his eye spies the shiny tip of his old Own Best Friend. Then a few paces away he finds two pill bottles one containing Tatisef the other, Hatihafen. Bobby walks off into the sun set excited to embark on his bright future.
''BELIEVE IN OWN BEST FRIEND''
2011
45:58
1. Suite: Yehsu Beelzebobs [Explicit]/8:07
2. Nauxluv [Explicit]/2:35
3. The Ballad of Bobby/2:17
4. Own Best Friend Today [Explicit]/4:08
5. Bobby's Lament [Explicit]/1:35
6. Tatisef/Hatihafren/3:59
7. A Party of Friends/6:49
8. R. Time/3:22
9. War On Friends/10:43
10. Forever After/6:29
Kyle Daniel/Rhythm Guitar, Lead Guitar, Lead Vocals
Pearce Harrison/Drums
Quincey Meeks/Slide Guitar, Lead Guitar, Harp, Backing Vocals
Adam Botner/Organ, Piano, Backing Vocals
Marc William/Bass, Backing Vocals
ALBUM NOTES
By CDBaby
WARNING:
This album is not recommended for anyone who lacks a somewhat twisted and slightly naughty sense of humor, neither is it recommended for children (unless of course you want your child to sing out dirty words in the grocery store and ask you embarrassing questions about adult apparatuses). It is also not recommended for the elderly as it may cause them to lose all hope for the future of mankind (unless of course they have cable TV in which case they already have).
To quote this piece’s main inspiration, Frank Zappa: "It's f***ing great to be alive, ladies and gentlemen, and if you do not believe it is f***ing great to be alive, you better go now, because this show will bring you down so much."
...Enjoy!
The Story of Believe in Own Best Friend
Story By Derek Campbell
Inspired by the hilarious banter of Micah Carbonneau
Yehsu Beelzebobs was a real bad man. After blowing his bailout bonus money on cigars and whores and pork he set his greedy, grubby sights on Bedsy Nauxluv , the very beautiful, seventeen year old daughter of his business partner, Big Billy Nauxluv. Bedsy was a flaxen haired cheerleader with a bright future until she was seduced by the insidious Yehsu. When Big Billy discovered that Yehsu had impregnated his sweet, tender Bedsy he loses all control and strangles Yehsu to death. Unable to find a better solution to the problem of dead body disposal Billy decides to make a stew of Yehsu and eat the remains. In the process he discovers that he has developed a taste for human flesh. He also realizes that his young Bedsy had witnessed the whole affair. He decides that the only answer is to make a stew of Bedsy too. She escapes her cannibal father and runs far away. She gives birth to Bobby the son of Yehsu. Bedsy finds it tedious to look after Bobby and would rather spend her time chasing after Senator Stopholise who is happy to use Bedsy for sex but would never consider leaving his wife and family for the likes of her. Bobby grows and is unpopular. He finds it hard to make friends and fit in. One day he sees an ad for the Own Best Friend Enhanced Male Robotic Pleasure Seeking Cyber Penis. A device that has been proven to give a man the confidence he needs to win friends and influence people. With this new accoutrement Bobby finds the confidence to ask out the hottest girl at his school, the naughty Mary Brown. Mary agrees to go on a date with Bobby in spite of his awkward nervous appearance. They eat at a local pizza joint then move it out to the dirty mattress in the back alley where things get hot and heavy pretty quickly. Mary soon discovers Bobby’s Own Best Friend and ridicules him for using such a thing. Bobby runs home humiliated and slips into a deep depression. Bobby’s mother Bedsy sees an ad on TV for a powerful new drug combination that can that can lift your depression and set you on a path to finding new friends. Tatisef/Hatihafren. She puts Bobby on the new medicine and he soon begins to feel much better and starts making friends. Bobby makes one friend after another until he has thousands and thousands of friends. Bobby throws a huge party for all of his friends and realizes that he has become the world’s most popular person. He sees Mary Brown and figures there’s no way she can reject him now that he is famous so he asks her out again. Mary quickly shatters Bobby’s illusions by laughing in his face and mocking him further. He realizes that his many new friends were all a hallucination brought on by the Tatisef/Hatihafren. Humiliated and enraged Bobby charges through the streets beckoning all who have no friends to join him in forming an Army of No Friends for the purpose of wiping that smug smile of those friends’ faces for good. Bobby forms his army and starts a War On Friends that rages on until every living person on the planet is destroyed. All but Bobby perish in the war and Bobby is now truly alone with no hope of ever having a friend. He wanders the earth aimlessly until his eye spies the shiny tip of his old Own Best Friend. Then a few paces away he finds two pill bottles one containing Tatisef the other, Hatihafen. Bobby walks off into the sun set excited to embark on his bright future.
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